guy who conceives of every doorway he walks through as entering something and never exiting and he constantly feels like he is proceeding deeper and wishing he could get back to the start
as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…
That song came out like a month ago, how old are you
shoutout to the League of Legends macOS client daisychaining three fucking apps with slightly different icons that break if you launch the wrong one first
if youre building a power plant remember to tie a guy and killa nd torture them in the centre of the cooling tower it really adds to the ambiance not to mention the cost savings
I’m Ria Khan. I am going to be a stuntwoman. My sister Lena is the only person who believes in me, but lately she’s been seeing this guy who I think is a bit of a smarmy wanker. Now, I’m not being dramatic, but these people are evil.
The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as “eggs over-legendary” and perhaps even “eggs over-nightmare”
